Books

Contribute to our upcoming anthology, Besties & Beasties, with a 200-2000 word story about a beloved pet or fantastical creature

As always, textbooks and scholastic journals may be obtained at Verses and Volumes located in the academy's Hub. Specialty publications acquirable as follows.

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For your recruitment convenience during your Appraisement Cycle —

Piddlypedia ~ the Omni Welcome Circular 
Never be caught without the answers you need, lest you end up in the wrong portal or on a dinner plate.

Available in Kindle and Paperback formats

Paltrypalaver ~ Vocabularium & Directorium
The last word in academy reference guides, chock-full of syllabury essential for the Dim Q fiddlehead's survival.  

Available in Kindle and Paperback formats


Lexicarta 300 ~ English to Naturim dictionary
A beginner's guide to the primum lingua 

Available in Kindle and Paperback formats

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Elements of Verse

An anthology of elemental musings 

submitted by academy students & staff

Available in Kindle and Paperback formats

Seasons of Verse 

An anthology of seasonal musings 

submitted by academy students & staff

Available in Kindle and Paperback formats

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Now available for the first time in the lettered dimensions!

Purchase this classic tome digitally or 

in paperback on the Amazonian site

Sheffield's Irrefutable Rules of Sqaullix 
~ Open Water Edition 

Everett Sheffield has applied squid ink to seaweed to author more than 765 scholarly publications on subjects ranging from childcare to siege warfare. Considered the preeminent living expert on the sport of Squallix, he played as Ace of the Black Dragonfish team for 29 duraa.

Available for Kindle & in Paperback 

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Long thought lost, Sheffield's Alternative Athletics & Other Disportations has been unearthed and restored. It is available on the Amazonian site in both digitized and wood pulp formats.

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The Colours of Omni 

for those in need of colouring therapy, available in paperback only ... for obvious reasons